My mom is forcing me to either throw out or take home every ridiculous thing I have saved over the last twenty years. For now, I'd like to share some of the hilariousness of my past.
Exhibit A: (Accompanied by a charity drive flower delivered to me in my Biology class the week after I broke up with him.)
My favorite part about this is that he added his last initial. As if I had so many suitors, there was potential to confuse him with another Brian. Another detail worth noting is that when I went to thank him his face resembled a pufferfish as he had just consumed a strawberry shake and was apparently allergic to something in it.
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say wha!?! where are they moving to?
Supposedly Southern Illinois.
Totally Depressing.
They haven't made any decisions yet. But they're trying to put the house up for sale in like three weeks.
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