Fuck me in the ass. So I just got pulled over by a cop on a 4 wheeler for talking on my cell phone. Make sure you read that correctly, an ATV 4 wheeler. For talking on my cell phone. I can add this 50 bucks to the two $100 red light violations, $95 speeding ticket on my way to Carbondale, $80 ticket for my registration (written at 2 in the morning the day it expired) , and various ridiculous parking tickets I've gotten this year. Oh, and the 450 it took to replace my car window when it got broken into to. I fucking hate owning a car.